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zeldathemes

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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nitrogen:

(18+)

nitrogen:

(18+)

13 minutes ago on October 20th | J | 107,544 notes
13 minutes ago on October 20th | J | 70,281 notes

tyleroakley:

PewDiePie Reacts To Elders React To PewDiePie

SLAY THEM.

13 minutes ago on October 20th | J | 223,010 notes

basiacat:

when ur thirsty for fic but you have quite fucking literally read every single quality fanfiction for the pairing

14 minutes ago on October 20th | J | 83,515 notes
nitrogen:

(18+)

nitrogen:

(18+)

16 minutes ago on October 20th | J | 83,329 notes

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

16 minutes ago on October 20th | J | 464,875 notes
nitrogen:

(18+)

nitrogen:

(18+)

16 minutes ago on October 20th | J | 503,484 notes

knightscrest:

if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

17 minutes ago on October 20th | J | 324,791 notes

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

image

18 minutes ago on October 20th | J | 199,547 notes
cloudywithachanceofpokey:

kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.
I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.

cloudywithachanceofpokey:

kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.

I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.

18 minutes ago on October 20th | J | 125,255 notes
19 minutes ago on October 20th | J | 1,347 notes
gay-for-lesbians:

she is exactly what I aspire to be

gay-for-lesbians:

she is exactly what I aspire to be

19 minutes ago on October 20th | J | 518,921 notes

thewonderyearstrong:

thewonderyearstrong:

thewonderyearstrong:

knock knock

who is there

crippling loneliness

24 minutes ago on October 20th | J | 279 notes

wearejohnlocked:

mareeps:

humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid

sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach

24 minutes ago on October 20th | J | 365,407 notes